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The Official Prepare the Floats™ 2026 Penn State Football Season Prediction Will Shock the College Football World
The Matt Campbell era at Penn State begins this weekend, and Prepare the Floats™ is officially putting our 2026 season prediction on the record! We’re extremely high on the addition of Matt Campbell, the winning culture he brings with him, and quarterback Rocco Becht. They’re both winners, and we believe Penn State fans are about to experience a whole lot of winning in Happy Valley beginning on September 5, 2026. Penn State is going to finish the regular season 11-1, advance

Billy Bauer
Sep 44 min read


Trade Deadline Eve Feels Like Christmas Eve
’Twas the night before the deadline, and all through the Bank, not a bat boy was stirring-not even a Phillie Phanatic prank. Harper’s clean white jersey was hung by his locker with care, in hopes that Dombrowski would find another bat somewhere. Mattingly chimed in, stood by his son, And holy shit- the Phillies actually just won. Harper made it clear: this roster needs help, so Dombrowski better find something on the deadline shelf. And now, without further ado, here’s how yo

Billy Bauer
Aug 25 min read


The Phillies' Most Likely Solution to the Painter Problem
Andrew Painter's 2026 season has been a massive disappointment, and following yet another rough outing, the Phillies sent him back to Triple-A Allentown. Painter lasted just two innings, allowing six runs on six hits while striking out three and walking two. The loss dropped his record to a dismal1-8 with a 7.06 ERA across 65 innings this season. Cliff Welch/Icon Sportswire Whether Phillies President of Baseball Operations Dave Dombrowski should have traded the once highly to

Billy Bauer
Jun 182 min read


Brown's Exit to New England Took His Philly Legacy With It — The Eagles Are Better Off
Under most circumstances, when a team loses a legitimate No. 1 receiver, Pro Bowler, and Super Bowl champion like A.J. Brown, it's almost a guarantee that team takes a step backward. That won't happen in South Philadelphia in 2026. The fact of the matter is Brown didn't play like a hungry dog throughout much of the 2025 season. His antics wore thin on the fan base, and the entire saga became exhausting. Brown helped bring a Lombardi Trophy back to Philadelphia, and nobody can

Billy Bauer
Jun 44 min read


Donnie Baseball Has Revived the Phillies
The Phillies have been red hot since Don Mattingly took over as manager, and considering how lifeless this club looked beforehand, it’s becoming harder and harder to deny that the change at the top sparked the team we all expected to see in 2026. What a moment! Since Mattingly stepped into the dugout as manager, the Phillies have gone from one of baseball’s worst teams to one of its hottest nearly overnight. The Phillies are tied with the Cubs for the most wins in Major Leagu

Billy Bauer
May 72 min read


Thomson Out, Mattingly In as Phillies Manager.
Make no mistake- Philadelphia Phillies struggles in 2026 don’t fall solely on Rob Thomson. In professional sports, when things go sideways, the first, and often easiest move, is a change at manager. That’s the reality of the game. But anyone with a real baseball IQ understands this roster has clear flaws, and those issues didn’t just appear overnight. That responsibility lands squarely on Dave Dombrowski. He signed off on Aaron Nola’s contract, which right now looks like a ma

Billy Bauer
Apr 282 min read


Someone Check the Float Tires- Phillies Losing Streak Hits 9
It’s hard to call anything in late April “must-win,” but this upcoming series against the division-leading Atlanta Braves is about as close as it gets. During this nine-game skid, the Philadelphia Phillies have been flat-out awful—a nonexistent offense incapable of timely hitting, poor pitching, and a team that’s looked completely lifeless. J. T. Realmuto has hit the IL, and closer Jhoan Duran is unavailable… not that it’s mattered much when you haven’t had a save situation i

Billy Bauer
Apr 242 min read


Top 5 Reasons Phillies Fans Should Be Fired Up for 2026 & Season Prediction
Opening Day is back! I can already see it…Justin Crawford atop a float, rolling down Broad Street under a perfect early-November sky, confetti everywhere, owning the moment. The Phanatic weaving through seas of red, high-fiving the crowd and launching hot dogs three blocks deep. It’s loud. It’s ridiculous. It’s Philadelphia. And somehow…it doesn’t feel insane. Because this team gives me a real reason to believe. The lineup is faster. The bullpen is deeper. The rotation is st

Billy Bauer
Mar 265 min read


Baseball is Back! If Moving Casty Requires Auctioning Wheeler’s Rib, So Be It
Can I just say, on behalf of Phillies fans: stop stringing Nick Castellanos along like he did nothing for this franchise. I was never the biggest Casty fan. I understood the streakiness. We all got tired of “low and away, swing and a miss.” But the way this is ending feels petty. I’m sure part of it is that he and Topper never really saw eye to eye- especially when it came to being pulled late for defense. Castellanos wanted to play. He made that clear, and I always appreciat

Billy Bauer
Feb 113 min read


The Loss of Jeff Stoutland Feels Shocking — It Shouldn’t Be. Now What?
When the news broke that Eagles legendary offensive line coach Jeff Stoutland would not be returning for the 2026 season, I was surprised. I shouldn't have been. Stoutland, the architect behind multiple Super Bowl runs powered by dominant offensive line play, was essentially demoted in the middle of last season. And this happened while nearly everyone up front was banged up. Lane Johnson. Cam Jurgens. Landon Dickerson...and others. The Eagles were cycling through injuries acr

Billy Bauer
Feb 63 min read


Eagles Hire McVay Protégé Sean Mannion as OC & Josh Grizzard as Pass Game Coordinator - It Was Never Just About Hurts
Several weeks after parting ways with former offensive coordinator Kevin Patullo, the Eagles finally have their new offensive coordinator: former Green Bay quarterbacks coach Sean Mannion. Along with Mannion, according to Adam Schefter, will be former Buccaneers offensive coordinator Josh Grizzard who will be their new passing game coordinator. The process dragged on far longer than many expected. After reported top targets Mike McDaniel and Brian Daboll landed in Los Angeles

Billy Bauer
Jan 306 min read


Bichette to the Mets Is a Kick Below the Waist — Realmuto Back for 3 Years Isn't Enough
Brutal. Just absolutely brutal. It felt like a done deal. According to Bob Nightengale , the Phillies had agreed to Bo Bichette’s ask of seven years and $200 million as of last night. Then the Mets swooped in and gut-punched the entire city, yanking Bichette out from under the Phillies with a stunning three-year, $126 million deal. The Phillies almost immediately pivoted and brought back veteran catcher JT Realmuto for 3 years $45 million with an opportunity to make up to $6

Billy Bauer
Jan 161 min read


This Might Sound Nuts, But Sirianni, Pederson, and Reich Are Exactly What the Eagles Need
Patullo was finally shown the door and is officially out as offensive coordinator. On paper, the Eagles’ list of potential replacements is strong. Names like former Browns head coach Kevin Stefanski, former Dolphins head coach Mike McDaniel understandably get people excited, or perhaps Giants former head coach Brian Daboll given his relationship with coach Nick Sirianni. But there is one name that makes sense and isn’t on most lists, and that is Doug Pederson. And if the Eagl

Billy Bauer
Jan 156 min read


Park the Floats: Eagles Blow a Gift-Wrapped Win.
The Philadelphia Eagles’ season came to a grinding and predictable halt Sunday night against the visiting 49ers in the Wild Card round. Despite Brock Purdy doing everything possible to hand the game away, the Eagles couldn’t take advantage of two interceptions- or a disastrous 25-yard 49ers punt that functioned as nothing more than a third turnover. The Eagles’ offense was what it had been all year: predictable, inconsistent, penalty ridden, vanilla, and utterly incapable of

Billy Bauer
Jan 134 min read


Are the Phillies Favorites to Land Star Infielder Bo Bichette? The Move Would Force the Team to Get Younger
According to multiple reports, the Phillies are expected to meet with star infielder Bo Bichette in the coming days. Just last week many speculated, including us, that Don Mattingly’s decision to join the Phillies’ bench staff could open the door to Bichette . Mattingly’s long-standing relationship with Bichette fueled early buzz that the move might help lure the All-Star infielder to South Philly. Now, with momentum building, that possibility is starting to feel very real. T

Billy Bauer
Jan 93 min read


Don Mattingly Joins Phillies as New Bench Coach. Does the Move Increase Odds to Land Bo Bichette?
The Philadelphia Phillies have reached an agreement with former Toronto Blue Jays coach Don Mattingly to serve as their bench coach for the 2026 season. The veteran coach has a great relationship with manager Rob Thomson, and the move unites Mattingly with his son, Preston Mattingly, who is the Phillies' General Manager. Photo Credit: Brian Rothmuller/Icon Sportswire Don Mattingly is best known for his time with the New York Yankees, where he was a star first baseman, winnin

Billy Bauer
Jan 51 min read


Eagles Blow Chance at #2 Seed, But Could Regain #2 Benefits Saturday Night; Host 49ers Sunday at 4:30 PM
When Nick Sirianni decided to rest his starters earlier in the week, he knew the risk. He also knew there was a path where outside help could open the door to the NFC’s #2 seed. That help came when the Detroit Lions beat the Chicago Bears in Chicago on a last-second field goal. All the Eagles had to do was take care of business. They didn’t. Instead, Philadelphia lost shortly afterward to the hapless Washington Commanders, led by journeyman 39-year-old third-string quarterb

Billy Bauer
Jan 53 min read


The Same Reasons Nick Sirianni Isn’t Taken Seriously Are the Same Reasons John Madden Once Wasn’t
October 27, 2021 was a misty day filled with clouds and temps pushed 60 in the Philadelphia area. It was the day I turned to my wife and said the head coach of the Philadelphia Eagles, Nick Sirriani, is certifiably insane. I wanted him gone. Nick Sirianni went on to explain that he had put a picture of a flower in front of the 2021 Philadelphia Eagles, using it as a metaphor for what the team was building. The roots, he said, had to grow outward first, unseen, before anyt

Billy Bauer
Dec 31, 20256 min read


You Don’t Need Style Points: Eagles Win 13–12 on Defense, Lane Johnson Needs to Return
In what is becoming an all-too-common theme, the Philadelphia Eagles once again survived a tale of two halves. The Eagles held on to take down the Buffalo Bills 13–12 in a massive late-December showdown, sealing the win when Josh Allen failed to connect with a wide-open receiver on a two-point conversion attempt in the corner of the end zone. The Philadelphia Eagles dominated defensively from start to finish, sacking Josh Allen five times and doing just enough offensively in

Billy Bauer
Dec 29, 20253 min read


Eagles Playoff Scenarios: The Wild Path to the No. 1 Seed and Why the Colts Matter Tonight
You can hear the great Andy Williams singing it, "It's the most wonderful time of the year." Well, in my case, I am obsessed with playoff scenarios and seeding. On Saturday night, the Philadelphia Eagles became the first NFC East team to repeat as division champions in more than two decades. Fittingly, the first since the Eagles themselves pulled it off over 20 years ago. Even more incredible? The No. 1 seed is still technically on the table. Is it a long shot? Absolut

Billy Bauer
Dec 22, 20254 min read

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