Prepare the Floats™ isn’t just a phrase—it’s the whole point. From Philly to the Lehigh Valley to Penn State, we’ve got the mayors on speed dial and the parade routes are dictated, not given.  You will turn left at Broad and like it.  Lubed light posts.  Confetti launchers? Necessary. That’s the lifestyle. Don’t be shy, you can climb the tree too for a better view. Shirts, stories, and takes that say what every fan’s already thinking: Prepare the Floats™.  Go ahead, you can yell it back!