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Time to Park the Floats? Five Hurts Turnovers Sink Eagles in Horrid Loss to Chargers

Updated: Dec 15, 2025

Hearts are broken across Philadelphia tonight, but even in this mess of a loss, there were a few sparks worth clinging to. Jalen Hurts delivered the worst performance of his career, which included 5 turnovers,, yet somehow still uncorked a few big-time throws, including that ridiculous 3rd-and-16 laser in overtime that briefly revived the city. Overall, Hurts’ performance was nothing short of brutal- a stat even showed that if he had spiked the ball every play, his QBR would've been higher. LMAO.


Photo Credit: Jevone Moore/Icon Sportswire
Photo Credit: Jevone Moore/Icon Sportswire

It didn’t help that A.J. Brown dropped several passes, including what should’ve been the game-winning touchdown, and costly penalties repeatedly sabotaged drives.


Saquon Barkley looked like himself again, ripping off a creative touchdown out of the tush-push look, while Britain Covey brought real juice on special teams. Still, the Eagles blew a chance to drop their magic number from 3 to 2, though they maintain a 1.5-game lead over Dallas.


The good news? The defense looked fantastic. Facing a legit quarterback, the Eagles sacked Justin Herbert seven times and dominated even without Jalen Carter. Saquon Barkley flashed with a creative tush-push TD, and Britain Covey brought life to special teams.


Now the Raiders come to the Linc, and they might be exactly what the doctor ordered. Despite 3 consecutive losses, the Eagles are somehow 11.5-point favorites. PREPARE THE FLOATS!

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