Time to Park the Floats? Five Hurts Turnovers Sink Eagles in Horrid Loss to Chargers
- Billy Bauer

- Dec 10, 2025
- 1 min read
Updated: Dec 15, 2025
Hearts are broken across Philadelphia tonight, but even in this mess of a loss, there were a few sparks worth clinging to. Jalen Hurts delivered the worst performance of his career, which included 5 turnovers,, yet somehow still uncorked a few big-time throws, including that ridiculous 3rd-and-16 laser in overtime that briefly revived the city. Overall, Hurts’ performance was nothing short of brutal- a stat even showed that if he had spiked the ball every play, his QBR would've been higher. LMAO.

It didn’t help that A.J. Brown dropped several passes, including what should’ve been the game-winning touchdown, and costly penalties repeatedly sabotaged drives.
Saquon Barkley looked like himself again, ripping off a creative touchdown out of the tush-push look, while Britain Covey brought real juice on special teams. Still, the Eagles blew a chance to drop their magic number from 3 to 2, though they maintain a 1.5-game lead over Dallas.
The good news? The defense looked fantastic. Facing a legit quarterback, the Eagles sacked Justin Herbert seven times and dominated even without Jalen Carter. Saquon Barkley flashed with a creative tush-push TD, and Britain Covey brought life to special teams.
Now the Raiders come to the Linc, and they might be exactly what the doctor ordered. Despite 3 consecutive losses, the Eagles are somehow 11.5-point favorites. PREPARE THE FLOATS!





